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cork-screwed 

The moment when you got yourself into a jam and your helpless at to what the outcome will be. Also it may happen so fast the impending result will most defintivel be unfavorable to your life plan.
I think I made it up. I think I invented the phrase since I don' think it was in a moovie.
What you do when you put a screw in wrong and have to take it out-"I have to unscrew what you 2 cork-screwed up"
"Damn, dawg your cork-screwed"

Your to busy cork-screwing me over...

I told Tonya her boobs were fake and now she gonna tell everyone I slept with the teacher assistant, basically I'm cork-screwed.
cork-screwed by Dr. Christophe November 13, 2004
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Corkscrewed 

Banging a chick while your dehydrated turtle head poop acts as a cork holding in the methane and fecal slurry of greasy, spicy food waste; then timing the unclenching of your sphincter with your orgasm causing the explosive release of the "cork" and the spraying and pouring of said fecal slurry wildly onto the receiver of your affection as the cum shot blast her vaginal walls.
On his cheat day Jimmy crushed a sardine pizza with jalapeños and extra cheese as well

as two dozen suicide wings; and then went and corkscrewed Angie, and that's why she's moving. He said it was great!
Corkscrewed by Psychoee July 23, 2019

Corkscrewed 

Popping a cork out of a wine bottle and drinking the whole thing
Friend: My entire family and I corkscrewed this wine bottle last night!
Me: Sick, my girlfriend and I do that too sometimes, but I’ve never corkscrewed with my parents!
Corkscrewed by SexLuma March 30, 2021

Corkscrewed 

A person riding a roller coaster who experiences a loss of personal objects such as ipods, cell phones, cameras, and various wads of cash while going upside down.
"Man, I just lost my phone and my new camera on that spin! How the hell am I going to replace that?"
"Ha, I don't know dude...you're corkscrewed."
Corkscrewed by Alex...Kimber December 26, 2008

corkscrewed 

When you pump so many drugs into one spot it feels like someone's pulling a corkscrew out of it
Friend one "Did you hear Jayson ODed after getting absolutely corkscrewed last night"
Friend two "Damn I hope he gets better soon"
corkscrewed by itsjaylol December 3, 2024
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