cork-screwed

The moment when you got yourself into a jam and your helpless at to what the outcome will be. Also it may happen so fast the impending result will most defintivel be unfavorable to your life plan.
I think I made it up. I think I invented the phrase since I don' think it was in a moovie.
What you do when you put a screw in wrong and have to take it out-"I have to unscrew what you 2 cork-screwed up"

"Damn, dawg your cork-screwed"

Your to busy cork-screwing me over...

I told Tonya her boobs were fake and now she gonna tell everyone I slept with the teacher assistant, basically I'm cork-screwed.

cork-screwed by Dr. Christophe November 13, 2004

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Corkscrewed

Banging a chick while your dehydrated turtle head poop acts as a cork holding in the methane and fecal slurry of greasy, spicy food waste; then timing the unclenching of your sphincter with your orgasm causing the explosive release of the "cork" and the spraying and pouring of said fecal slurry wildly onto the receiver of your affection as the cum shot blast her vaginal walls.

On his cheat day Jimmy crushed a sardine pizza with jalapeños and extra cheese as well

as two dozen suicide wings; and then went and corkscrewed Angie, and that's why she's moving. He said it was great!

Corkscrewed by Psychoee July 23, 2019

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Corkscrewed

Popping a cork out of a wine bottle and drinking the whole thing

Friend: My entire family and I corkscrewed this wine bottle last night!
Me: Sick, my girlfriend and I do that too sometimes, but I’ve never corkscrewed with my parents!

Corkscrewed by SexLuma March 30, 2021

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Corkscrewed

A person riding a roller coaster who experiences a loss of personal objects such as ipods, cell phones, cameras, and various wads of cash while going upside down.

"Man, I just lost my phone and my new camera on that spin! How the hell am I going to replace that?"
"Ha, I don't know dude...you're corkscrewed."

Corkscrewed by Alex...Kimber December 26, 2008

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corkscrewed

When you pump so many drugs into one spot it feels like someone's pulling a corkscrew out of it

Friend one "Did you hear Jayson ODed after getting absolutely corkscrewed last night"
Friend two "Damn I hope he gets better soon"

corkscrewed by itsjaylol December 3, 2024

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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