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Cooter Cum

After your vagina has been exposed to poison oak or ivy and it is so swollen, smells,and itching so badly that it's unbearable and starts to weep.
I thought this girl had a crab fest down in her pants, she told me it was Cooter Cum and that she was exposed to poison ivy after her aunt rubbed leaves all over the crotch of her panties,
by Satan 79 February 14, 2026
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Kentucky Cum Copter

The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.

The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.

Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.
Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"

"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"

"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"
by BUmenace April 15, 2012
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Cum-copter

projected load of jit that exits the penis with such force as to cause a spinning motion somewhat similar to that of a helicopter roter in motion.
Her forehead makes a great landing pad for a cum-copter.
by C. Hinchey June 2, 2008
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Hot cum cooker

My god u put your German sausage in my hot cum cooker and it made me bleed.

I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.
by Jam09 June 10, 2009
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cum cooler

A mouth that is used for the storage and cooling of cum.
Take a chick whos talking too much, a guy says too her ' shut your cum cooler'.
by Dublj September 6, 2013
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Cum Cooker

THE CUM COOKER, IT WORKS!!!!!
by CumCooker69 May 31, 2022
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cootercrumb

bits of toilet paper left behind after wiping one's vagina that are found at a later date
1. Damn, my vagina is full of cootercrumbs.

2. My boyfriend found a cootercrumb while he was going down on me last night.
by cameoe March 8, 2009
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