Chronic blame shifting, not taking personal responsibility to the point of the coombsing being pathological in nature.
They invent grand conspiracies in order to project blame. Eg My partner didn't leave me because I'm abusive and controlling. It must be that girl I met once 7 years ago who made a conspiracy to ruin my life and make my partner leave me!' Or 'My father sold me this car 2 years ago because he knew it would break down and ruin my chances at a job today. He always hated me.'
Projecting all failures in life to anyone or anything outside of the coombser's own self in order to protect their fragile ego. Almost always the coombser is abusive and manipulative to people in their life but need to feel important and in control.
Coombsing often results in embarrassing public outcries where they use coombsing to further manipulate others, to try and cover up the original abuse and coombsing. They think, when others hear about the coombser's original bad behaviour, the public audience may feel sorry for the coombser and buy into their projections, manipulations and lies. The coombser also feels this might mitigate anyone believing their victim(s), if they victimize themselves first and so embarrassingly. It will be pathetic public displays of self pity and hypocritical and fake victimization of the coombser, by the coombser themselves.
In short, coombsing is pathetic and abusive blame shifting to protect a fragile ego.
They invent grand conspiracies in order to project blame. Eg My partner didn't leave me because I'm abusive and controlling. It must be that girl I met once 7 years ago who made a conspiracy to ruin my life and make my partner leave me!' Or 'My father sold me this car 2 years ago because he knew it would break down and ruin my chances at a job today. He always hated me.'
Projecting all failures in life to anyone or anything outside of the coombser's own self in order to protect their fragile ego. Almost always the coombser is abusive and manipulative to people in their life but need to feel important and in control.
Coombsing often results in embarrassing public outcries where they use coombsing to further manipulate others, to try and cover up the original abuse and coombsing. They think, when others hear about the coombser's original bad behaviour, the public audience may feel sorry for the coombser and buy into their projections, manipulations and lies. The coombser also feels this might mitigate anyone believing their victim(s), if they victimize themselves first and so embarrassingly. It will be pathetic public displays of self pity and hypocritical and fake victimization of the coombser, by the coombser themselves.
In short, coombsing is pathetic and abusive blame shifting to protect a fragile ego.
"Omg! Did you see Andy on Facebook crying about how someone else ruined his life, again? It's so cringe he's been coombsing for years now. The second hand embarrassment is real."
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Joe was Coorsing hard today at the fireworks show saying that fireworks were the only quality thing to come out of China and that the French raise white flags on the 4th because they get scared due to the sound of explosions.
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Coombsing
• coombsin
• combsing
• Coombing
• combing
• Cooming
• Chombing
• Chompsing
• Combing my hair
• combing the carpet
A type of “cumming” on an entirely different scale
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute
And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine
Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute
And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine
Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same
Coom Victim: No I Can’t Coom I’m in the Guest bedroom...n..no....iM...IM.......C O O M I N G..........GaH..I..i never knew cooming could last this long.....oh....oH..NO...SECOND......WavE...........🥵A🥵A🥵A🥵 ....*Semen Seeps Underneath Guest Door Causing Wood Rot And A Permanentley Sticky carpet*
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Get the combing the cat mug.After smoking the weed, your mouth becomes slightly dry which is called "dry mouth" and you begin to start slapping your lips together making a sound much like this: "mwach". and you repeat this process until your mouth becomes moist and this is what "Chombing" is.
Casey says: Hey Gith that was a nice spliff...
Gith says: i know it was fucking nuts...however my mouth is dry
Casey says: i know mine is too shit...my mum is going to find out cos of my extremely dry mouth and crusted lips
Gith says: NOOOOOOOO!!! i heard of this new thing its called "Chombing" when you smack your lips together and it makes you dry mouth undry...fuck shit wank.
Gith says: i know it was fucking nuts...however my mouth is dry
Casey says: i know mine is too shit...my mum is going to find out cos of my extremely dry mouth and crusted lips
Gith says: NOOOOOOOO!!! i heard of this new thing its called "Chombing" when you smack your lips together and it makes you dry mouth undry...fuck shit wank.
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