(Oakland) Popular name for the city by the bay. Mix between "Coke" because of the large amount of city hustlers on the street corners, and "Oakland" cause thats where it is.
A culinary inadequate husband who accepts his wife is a better chef. she is allowed to bake anything she wants and the husband usually sits there and watches. If he's lucky he'll get to link the plate when she's done. ;P
Doug had the food preparation skills of a little boy and his wife Jill was always hungry. His choice was get a divorce or become a cookold. Jill now makes the best souffe.