Cookold

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A culinary inadequate husband who accepts his wife is a better chef. she is allowed to bake anything she wants and the husband usually sits there and watches. If he's lucky he'll get to link the plate when she's done. ;P

Doug had the food preparation skills of a little boy and his wife Jill was always hungry. His choice was get a divorce or become a cookold. Jill now makes the best souffe.

Cookold by philbobaggins October 26, 2016

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Cookold

After a man watches his wife having sex with another man then is forced to make the man a sammich!

hey chad now you have watched me rail your old lady, I am tired and hungry now get out of that corner and go make me a bologna sammich, you cookold!

Cookold by Wahoo Stormcrow December 13, 2022

Related Words

Cookold • cockold • cockold cleanup • Cockoldry • Cookoland • cookondastove • CoolOldKing • cooky old bird

cockold

married man with a sexually unfaithful wife

The cockold husband watched as his wife fucked another man.

cockold by Bayley December 7, 2007

cockold

A male and female swinger couple where the man gains sexual gratification through watching his partner engaging in sex acts with one or more other males

Look a cockold Billy there, he watched and beat off while two guys fucked his girl

cockold by Fixer January 2, 2008

cockold cleanup

Cockold Cleanup is when the husband has sex with the wife after she has been unfaithful.

The cockold husband watches his wife have sex with another man after which he has sex with her- cockold cleanup!

cockold cleanup by Jody Blind March 11, 2014

Cockoldry

When a man or a woman’s husband engages in cuckoldry with another man.

Ben came home early from the office one night only to witness his husband engaging in cockoldry with his neighbor Dale.

Cockoldry by Hulk19 October 19, 2020

cockold

A meek man who has been dominated by society until they are too scared to think contrary to their oppressors opinion

Look at Bazza. kidding himself that he is a man. Even though he acts like a subdued woman. Society has turned him into a real cockold

cockold by Wulfgang June 15, 2013

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026