Cookold

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A culinary inadequate husband who accepts his wife is a better chef. she is allowed to bake anything she wants and the husband usually sits there and watches. If he's lucky he'll get to link the plate when she's done. ;P

Doug had the food preparation skills of a little boy and his wife Jill was always hungry. His choice was get a divorce or become a cookold. Jill now makes the best souffe.

Cookold by philbobaggins October 26, 2016

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Cookold

After a man watches his wife having sex with another man then is forced to make the man a sammich!

hey chad now you have watched me rail your old lady, I am tired and hungry now get out of that corner and go make me a bologna sammich, you cookold!

Cookold by Wahoo Stormcrow December 13, 2022

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cockold

married man with a sexually unfaithful wife

The cockold husband watched as his wife fucked another man.

cockold by Bayley December 7, 2007

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cockold

A male and female swinger couple where the man gains sexual gratification through watching his partner engaging in sex acts with one or more other males

Look a cockold Billy there, he watched and beat off while two guys fucked his girl

cockold by Fixer January 2, 2008

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cockold cleanup

Cockold Cleanup is when the husband has sex with the wife after she has been unfaithful.

The cockold husband watches his wife have sex with another man after which he has sex with her- cockold cleanup!

cockold cleanup by Jody Blind March 11, 2014

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Cockoldry

When a man or a woman’s husband engages in cuckoldry with another man.

Ben came home early from the office one night only to witness his husband engaging in cockoldry with his neighbor Dale.

Cockoldry by Hulk19 October 19, 2020

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cockold

A meek man who has been dominated by society until they are too scared to think contrary to their oppressors opinion

Look at Bazza. kidding himself that he is a man. Even though he acts like a subdued woman. Society has turned him into a real cockold

cockold by Wulfgang June 15, 2013

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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