Cookie Cunts 

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.

Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.

Cookie Cunts by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

cookie cunt 

when a girl has a beaten up fanny

that girls got a cookie cunt bruh

cookie cunt by big cunt josh March 12, 2019

cookie cunt 

Someone who pushes cookie on you and tell you it is for a charity

Lisa sell this sucker some cookie you know your the cookie cunt.

cookie cunt by specail_ed December 21, 2008

cunt cookie 

A term of endearment for a woman that is sweet and giving.

Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.

cunt cookie by sj1 December 17, 2009

cunt cookie 

A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.

"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."

cunt cookie by forevercha0s April 28, 2005

Cunt Cookie 

When you eat out a woman's vagina, and it is so nasty that when you finish, there is crusty stuff around your mouth.

Dude 1: So how was last night?
Dude 2: Like eating a cunt cookie...
Dude 1: Thats's disgusting.

Cunt Cookie by ttyfhj July 1, 2011

cunt cootie 

pubic lice - also known as crabs. Blood-sucking, parasitic insects found primarily in the genitalia of humans. They are found world-wide and are quite happy to infect all races, creeds, colors, and social statuses through sexual transmission. They do not discriminate.

I can NOT believe she did that! Emilie is such a giant, smelly, crusty cunt cootie...

cunt cootie by woodspussy November 16, 2011