Definitions by forevercha0s

Girth Units 

The unit of measurement used to determine the girth of an object or person.

Person: "Hello, I would like to ship a package."
UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."

Girth Units by forevercha0s November 12, 2010

gooch cheese 

Often associated with 'duck butter' or 'smegma', gooch cheese is a creamy, cheese-like by-product of crotch sweat. It smells like a mixture ass, old pussy, and warm mayonnaise.

While Johnny was sleeping, I pulled down my pants, sat on his face, and left my stinky gooch cheese residue on his mouth. How you like that shit, Johnny.

gooch cheese by forevercha0s August 26, 2006

cunt cookie 

A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.

"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."

cunt cookie by forevercha0s April 28, 2005

scrunko 

A genre of music created by mixing the styles of Ska, Rock, Punk, and Emo. Possibly the new musical revolution of the 21st century.

Dude, have you heard that band The Runs?! They frickin' rock the scrunko like I ain't never heard. sheeit.

scrunko by forevercha0s November 4, 2004

scrotum cheese

the nasty, greasy, stinky build up from under your sweat-laden nutsaq. Also known as duck butter.

"I went in Johnny's room while he was sleeping, then I laid my dong on his face and rubbed my scrotum cheese under his nose"

scrotum cheese by forevercha0s August 11, 2004