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(walking through cookham)
"Look! theres Jonny! What a mong!
Cookham by lucasthelout November 16, 2011
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Cockham: A man who is very popular with the women, who never pays for sex and always gets the woman off sexually. He is man who stays away from hoodrats, chicken heads and other hoes. He only only screws the best women, that is those with jobs, personality and a smoking body. The true cockham never has just one woman..he usually juggles 2 to 6 at a time. Although the women try to change him to a one woman man, it never works!
Damn! That Ron is a cockham! Did you see that fine ass woman he was banging last night? That bitch was smokin and she was buying the wine!
Cockham by bullcityworddoctor February 27, 2011

Cockhammer 

Usually a penis that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. It can be used in multiple ways like the word fuck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.
That guy is a real Cockhammer in bed

This lecture is such a Cockhammer

John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
Cockhammer by Upthemeds October 30, 2009

coochamunger 

A female who’s cooch is hungry for so much dick, the cooch begins to have a mind of its own; the bitch is now a coochamunger.
That bitch Jordan a fuckin’ coochamunger you see her on Twitter fuckin that dude?
coochamunger by UnrealWishes January 5, 2019

Cookaman 

A person that has extraordinary talent or ability. 2. Can Flat Out Do It!

Related Words
Expert, Excellent, Outstanding
Kobe was the cookaman last night in the game!
Cookaman by The Swammi April 16, 2019

cookhaki 

Another name for a woman’s pink taco, cooter, v-jay-jay, or vagina. Used by women who are too embarrassed to say vagina. Pronounced COO-khaki.
Goodness my cookhaki itches from all this heat. Starting to get swampy down there.
cookhaki by Roger's Not Here June 4, 2023

Cockhammer 

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.
1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!
Cockhammer by GoliathOnline November 6, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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