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Cook beans 

This term is used exclusively in a software engineering context in Nigeria. When one cooks beans, it means that this person has managed to deploy buggy code into production environment and most likely, this mistake has led to a messy situation that requires a lot of effort to rectify.
Guy, I get party this weekend, abeg! look that code twice before you cook beans put inside production o.
Cook beans by naijawordsmith September 16, 2022
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coolbeans 

Old slang from the World War II era, still perfectly acceptable today. Similar to "cool!"
1> Check out this rad shirt I bought!
2> Coolbeans!
coolbeans by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

coolbeans 

A dish best served with awesomesauce and lightly simmered. When served together, the ultimate mix of breathtaking, amazing, and awesome. Delicious.

Served without, coolbeans is a synonym for cool.
Person 1: Dude, read this Urban Dictionary post!

Person 2: That was totally coolbeans.
coolbeans by ThisisNotYou October 25, 2010

coolbeans 

When something is uber cool!

<i>Kelly Clarkson says "coolbeans!" often.</i>
"Hey Kelly! I froze some ding dongs for you!"

"Wow, really? Coolbeans!"
coolbeans by KellyFreak April 29, 2005

Cockbeans 

Testicles. Enough said.
Shut up, or I'm going to kick you in the Cockbeans!

Cockbeans by Jason July 16, 2008

Coolbeans 

Coolbeans(adjective)
When (noun) is so great it cannot be described by conventional means.
"Wow... I don't know how to-... its just so-... so-... Coolbeans"
Coolbeans by WOW! definitions September 11, 2022

coolbeans 

a word used when you dont choose to say warmbeans
im going to the concert...
coolbeans!
coolbeans by Pl@ October 28, 2004
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