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Cooch coon 

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting
“Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.
Cooch coon by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018
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coon coach 

A car of a type popular with negroes. In Philadelphia, this would be a Crown Vic with a lift kit and absurdly large rims
See that car full of spooks with the spinning rims? That's a real coon coach
A wonderful and progressive term used to refer in an ambiguous way to "privates" of all varieties. Also used to describe anything wondrous or joyful.
"Coonchliff john, hippo's yawn, all my chores is gonna be done by dawn"
Coonch by Honchpuppet February 4, 2021
A black pussy. It is a hybrid of the words "coon" and "cooch".
Did you see that shit?

Yeah. That coonch looked like a piece of steak!
coonch by BadMamaJama February 14, 2008
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026