Cooch coon

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting

“Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.

by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018

coon coach

A car of a type popular with negroes. In Philadelphia, this would be a Crown Vic with a lift kit and absurdly large rims

See that car full of spooks with the spinning rims? That's a real coon coach

by George Washington Watermelon B April 23, 2015

Coonch

A wonderful and progressive term used to refer in an ambiguous way to "privates" of all varieties. Also used to describe anything wondrous or joyful.

"Coonchliff john, hippo's yawn, all my chores is gonna be done by dawn"

by Honchpuppet February 4, 2021

coonch

A black pussy. It is a hybrid of the words "coon" and "cooch".

Did you see that shit?

Yeah. That coonch looked like a piece of steak!

by BadMamaJama February 14, 2008