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A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting
Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.
by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018
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She’s on that Crizz!
by Deluxehotdogeater May 19, 2019
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