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Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.
You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.
Coronatard by oofblocks March 19, 2020
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Coopatas 

A pealed grape
A pealed grape is called coopatas
Coopatas by W B. C December 28, 2019

coonstable 

Good Morning "Coonstable"!
coonstable by stevie-J March 9, 2008

coontang 

Oh damn, Khalil, look at that sweet coontang!
coontang by m j f February 15, 2004

Coontact 

What a bad day at work, too much coontact
Coontact by Louis Farakoon August 31, 2006
Several dyed pieces of hair (usually found on the heads of scene girls) That are striped horizontally with a different color of hair, made to look like the tail of a raccoon. They are often worn as extensions (bought from hot topic) rather than actual hair.
Scene Girl 1: Hey, did you see Carol Chaos's new green and black coontails? aren't they rad?
Scene girl 2: Well, they would be...if they weren't extensions.