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Coontache 

It's a nicer way of describing someone instead of directly calling them a cunt.
Dude, that chick is really pissing me off, she is such a coontache.

Honey, Please stop acting like a coontache
Coontache by Boomdog70 February 1, 2018
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Coronachella 

A large concert or music festival held during the coronavirus pandemic of 2020.
Chad: Hey Dude, you going to that concert on Saturday?

Brad: Nah, I’ll pass. Have fun at Coronachella.
Coronachella by Murder Hornet June 24, 2020
verb: to add a part to something that does not really fit as a temporary solution to a problem
If you contach a soda can to your lawnmower it will work until you can purchase a muffler.
contach by chinganda July 22, 2009

Countach 

A grammatical interjection originating from the Piedmontese language (or dialect) native to northwestern Italy and, in particular, the province of Piedmont. The word is usually uttered as a benign expletive, and indicated in English writing with an exclamation mark.

There is no literal translation to other languages from Piedmontese (It: Piemontèis) simply because it is an expletive used to convey a sense of startled astonishment or wonder, sometimes with an undertone of slight concern. Likewise, there is no derogatory or complimentary meaning or connotation assigned to the word.

The word first came to be widely recognised when the Italian car maker, Lamborghini, introduced it's prototype of the Lamborghini Countach to the world at the 1971 Geneva Motor Show.
Countach!
OR
1) Awesome! 2) Wow! 3) Whoa! 4) Phwah!
Countach by DannChic January 20, 2015

Coontact 

Having contact with African Americans
What a bad day at work, too much coontact
Coontact by Louis Farakoon August 31, 2006

coontacuntay 

Better written as "COONtaCUNTay" to place emphasis, a coontacuntay is an awful black women whom are the lowest form of social parasites. They complain about everything, and generally useless with nothing to offer. Often, they purposely allow themselves to be impregnated and raise equally awful offspring who commit crimes and are killed by police. These women live for these moments when they can win the "Nigger Lotto" by being martyrs for equally bad white liberals. A defining charateristic are their enormous noses rear ends and loud voices. They are known to purposely incite conflict and claim racism where it doesn't exist. Their constant anger stems from the fact that black men (and generally everyone) want nothing to do with them.
That damn COONtaCUNTay claimed I was a racist for asking her to do her job and sued the company for a fortune!
coontacuntay by Alabamaniac November 7, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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