Conzuelo 

The most beautiful girl ever! She’s one of those people who no matter what shes there. She can be salty at times but is as sweet as candy if u ain’t that one kid. If u are lucky enough to have a Conzuelo in your life... protect her at all costs!

Martin: Damn Jose! Who’s that!

Jose: That’s Conzuelo!

Martin: She’s gorgeous

Jose: Hell yeah bro

Conzuelo by notpillowz September 3, 2018

Conzuelo 

The best person ever! Can be salty at times, but if u ain’t that one kid she’s about as sweet as candy! If you have a Conzuelo in your life u goddamn better keep her!!

Damn it’s Conzuelo again! She makes me drool 🤤

Conzuelo by notpillowz September 3, 2018

gnarly consuelos 

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.

Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.

gnarly consuelos by yu sun March 30, 2009

Consuelo 

A beautiful and rare Spanish flower.

Did you see that beautiful Consuelo?

Yes I most certainly did. The most beautiful I have ever seen.

Consuelo by El Marino February 4, 2010

Consuelo 

Can be shortened to Connie. A girl's name, admittedly unusual, but not a flower! Its origins are Spanish, but not all people called Consuelo are Spanish. Many Consuelos are very intelligent, are particularly good at maths, play the flute and swim. They make AWESOME sisters, and stick with their best friends for life!

1. Consuelo's my best friend ever!
2. Look, Consuelo has got 98% in Maths again!

Consuelo by i'm not a maths teacher June 23, 2012

Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway 

A royal man. Sandrino's pronouns are "His Majesty/His Imperial Greatness". He is a charming, mysterious character, who is madly in love with his Lady. His Majesty is jealous and will attack you in you try to touch his Lady. He is very selective when it comes to friendship: if you are a normie or a banal human being, you better understand that you have nearly no chance. Nevertheless, you might have an opportunity to befriend him if you gift him a purple cape or a nice guitar. But you have to be aware: you can't lay your eyes on Sandrino without falling in love.

Girl 1: I wish I could be Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway's girlfriend!
Girl 2: Darling, who doesn't?

Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway by Trix303 November 22, 2021

Consueloing

The act of being sneaky and awkward in a very distinctly Spanish way. Most commonly heard in the small city of Alcalá outside Madrid where the phrase recently originated, although some experts simply consider the verb "consueloing" to be contemporary nomenclature for a pre-existing but previosly undefined pattern of behavior throughout central Spain. Rocking a mullet and wearing large sunglasses has been observed to vastly increase one's chance of successfully "consueloing". So does being beat.

Damn, Antonio busted into two of my classes today, looked around the room and then just left, all without saying a word to the professors.

Yeah, he really does have a habit of consueloing his way around here in the mornings. He must get lonely. Sigh...

Consueloing by don simon December 13, 2006