conzuela

A one of a kind human being known for her mean mugs and huge heart. She is very loyal, but will ruin you when she feels that loyalty has been taken for granted. She is a insanely sexy female, but does not flaunt it. She has a short temper and dangerous mind when hungry; a leader and influencer.

Conzuela is a lady you take home to meet the family.

by Veneadrienn December 22, 2016

Conzuelo

The most beautiful girl ever! She’s one of those people who no matter what shes there. She can be salty at times but is as sweet as candy if u ain’t that one kid. If u are lucky enough to have a Conzuelo in your life... protect her at all costs!

Martin: Damn Jose! Who’s that!

Jose: That’s Conzuelo!

Martin: She’s gorgeous

Jose: Hell yeah bro

by notpillowz September 3, 2018

Consuela

The best character in Family Guy. A Hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.

Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"

Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."

by seastone130 March 17, 2010

Consuela

Universal name for a hotel maid.

"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"

by GreenMonter August 8, 2005

Consuela

No,No. We need more Lemon Pledge.....

Announcer: Is Mister John home?
Consuela: No, No. Mister John no home.

by TheAwokenMyth April 11, 2017

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!

by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005

consuelafied

When you come home to find your things completely moved around after having been visited by a cleaning lady.

I came home yesterday to find my room completely consuelafied

by bloodydeadandhot October 11, 2011