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Controligarch 

con·trol·i·garch
/kənˈtrōlˈəˈɡärk/

noun
1. An extremely wealthy individual with the power to influence or direct people's behavior or the course of events.
2. A wealthy person, usually a billionaire, who wants to force people to change their behavior i.e. through mandatory health policies, digital identification, climate change policies, and other top-down coercions.
3. A person who seeks to monopolize and dominate markets and industries via hostile takeovers of small- and medium-size businesses.
4. The type of person who flies to the annual World Economic Forum confab in Davos, Switzerland on a private jet only to tell everyone else on the planet that they need to eat bugs in order to prevent cow farts from contributing to climate change.

5. The type of person who uses words like "sustainable development" and "family planning" to control the population by decreasing fertility rates.
6. The type of person who uses terms like "misinformation" and "disinformation" and "hate speech" to control what the public is allowed to say.

7. The type of person who got extremely rich during the pandemic while advocating for lockdowns and mandates that made everyone else poorer and their homebound children dumber.

Examples of Controligarchs: Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Laurene Powell Jobs, Elon Musk, Michael Bloomberg, Oprah, David Rockefeller and the Rockefeller Foundation, Zbigniew Brzezinski, Richard Branson, Larry Fink and BlackRock.
Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and other Controligarchs in Silicon Valley are a different breed than the oligarchs in Russia. Yes, they're insanely rich but unlike the oligarchs in corrupt countries around the world, the Controligarchs want to use their power and money to dominate every aspect of your life.
Controligarch by TheSeamusB January 8, 2023
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Controligarch 

Controligarch English, noun: This is the fun part- YOU get to do my thinking 👍🎅🏿
Make it about your boyf, or if you ARE the quasi-abusive boyoyff then make it about your Russian gamepad issues financially driven to politically influence things on yachts with tacky gold and marble decor- it's bananas! Go nuts you deserve it
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