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conager
a man, with a hairy stomach and a very small cock. he is into horseback riding and mountain climbing on unicycles. has never been laid. also he is very fat. he enjoys walks on the beach with guys named bob or lary (yes lary).
conager by The Ultimate Thruster December 16, 2010
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conager • conger • COLAGEr • Colagerated • conaer • ConAgra • conagro • Congerbating • conger eel • conger eels and rice
ConAgra
ConAgra comes from the Aborigian word "Con-tin-tee" meaning ass-clown. Although this name was never used in the Aborigian diction, many people still use this word in many circles when talking about screwed up shows or things run by ass clowns. What actually is an Ass clown? Its someone who would spend time and effort trying to keep others down.
A major consumer products company in the United States uses the name ConAgra in everyday business.
The name goes back as far as the first settlers in the United States. The name was first used in business in the late 1970's when a famous inventor
A major consumer products company in the United States uses the name ConAgra in everyday business.
The name goes back as far as the first settlers in the United States. The name was first used in business in the late 1970's when a famous inventor
conger eels and rice
1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"
conger eels and rice by theWestHamfan December 4, 2003
Congerbating
To masturbate while fantasizing about someone so intently, that you start to believe you actually had sex with that person.
Congerbater: Hey you know that Jessica chick? man I nailed her hard.
Friend A: No, I know for a fact that you did not. You were Congerbating again weren't you?
Friend A: No, I know for a fact that you did not. You were Congerbating again weren't you?
Congerbating by Kamisama-x November 6, 2009
dell conagher
Dell Conagher: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.
Dell Conagher: Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Dell Conagher: I solve practical problems.
Dell Conagher: Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Dell Conagher: I solve practical problems.
dell conagher by poploop345 May 28, 2021
conger
The most badass man on the planet. Formally known as alexander the great, napoleon, and brock lesner. This bad ass (conger) will kick your ass in a total beat down in 30 seconds. Maximum
conger by napoleon55565258 October 18, 2010
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