A manager that is a total CUNT! An authoritative figure that yells, insults, and says inappropriate things. When a worker is doing a good job, the Cuntager will make them feel like a "boochie" (a good for nothing lazy piece of shit). They love cats for some reason and like to go by the name Cat Pan when they are not acting like total Cunts.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'