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confined 

Being trapped within yourself
I feel as if I am confined within myself.
confined by Confin3d December 3, 2013

Confunted 

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.
Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."
Confunted by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

confeated 

The act of feeling mad and confused at the same moment in time.

You're heated, but confused about why and/or what you're heated about

OR

You're heated, but confused about what the fuck just happened.
Dave: "I'm confeated as hell"
Craig: "Why?"
Dave: "My girl left me for another dude. I done everything a good boyfriend would do but I still ended up fucked in the end. Like what the fuck?"

Nick: "Dude I'm heated as hell"
Sam: "Why?"
Nick: "I don't know, I'm just heated."
Sam: "Yo' confeated ass"

Lucy: "I'm confused"
Steve: "About what?"
Lucy: "Everything, and it's really pissin me off. I'm getting more and more confeated by the second"
confeated by 2Tech December 24, 2008

caffinated

To have too much caffeine in your system to a point where you can no longer have proper train of thought.
Jim : "I guesstimated that!"
Karl : "what's guesstimation dude?"
Jim : "It's like guessing and estimating.......I don't know im really caffinated right now!"
Karl : "Take 5 Jim!"
caffinated by Kait no eights July 7, 2011

Confined 

Trapped inside my wet loving dark blue brief underwear.
When I was a child urinating myself I got a crush to cry being confined inside my loving dark blue brief underwear.
Confined by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018

covinated 

Someone fully vaccinated and cooked for 2 weeks from Covid-19
I may be covinated, but I’m no vaxhole...
covinated by Wordlings March 25, 2021