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Conpression

The act of being conductor and oppressing people by banning/kicking them.
StixnStonezz: CONDUCTOR KEEPS FUCKING CONPRESSING ME
Iann787: STOP BANNING ME THIS IS CONPRESSION
by is_memegod March 6, 2017
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tight as a fishes ass under compression

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
by GS71 April 4, 2015
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Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
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Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).
Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.
by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012
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doorknob confession

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.
As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.
by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011
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Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .
Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg
by Nonometo March 10, 2019
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Love Confession

Most probably, one of the most difficult things to make.
love confession, damnit.
Everyone makes his own.
by Centrist November 3, 2008
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