Conni

Unconditional love, and understanding. Loves with mind, body and soul.

I love you like a Conni!!

by Karmasaitch February 3, 2010

conni

someone who has a extremly small penis
he is often also gay
he looks like the result of an incest

that guy is so conni

by william jones 445 February 14, 2018

Conni

The opposite side of a karen

That person is a Conni!

by Sherli Damelio December 31, 2021

Conni and Nick

the cutest couple ever :) nick and conni balance each other out and always do romantic things together! She always makes him laugh and he does the same in return. A match made in heaven✨

Person 1: damn, did you see Conni and Nick today?

Person 2: yeah omg they’re so cute together!
Person 3: I know, I’m so jealous

by Lucas Calastein October 30, 2020

Gucci Conni

The only vibe when someone or something is all in the right place and right time just so that good happens.

That was "Gucci Conni"
Your "Gucci Conni"

by N3KT February 12, 2017

Cognizant Carbs

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

by Darren Besert May 6, 2018

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014