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conniving cunt
Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.
i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.
conniving cunt by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007
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Conceding Sociobots
Conceding sociobots are people who fight or try to not accept it but slowly and tragically go through the "just maybe..." phase- especially because of the discomfort in a world full of sociobots - and conform.
When fighting, they are usually not bothered by R/S sociobots (except for the odd comment by S if they try anything non-sociobotish) as RnS sociobots know they don't have a chance in their society.
They usually come from normalish/ignorant/'trying to make it work' families who don't know much about life either and some from R families, but they know better and stay strong as far as they can
They know what's right but aren’t sure how to do it or make a change cuz no one taught them.
They have very little safe(no attack or pocks by sociobots) space in their minds for their opinions and they usually put their mottos and fighting/stubborn survival posters in it until they change. Then they open it completely to the world of sociobots, for, at first, sociobot box opinion blaring and eventually - a sea of far-out noise or their minds become a channel for sociobot opinions to pass through continuously, like a zombie or just another bead on a thread.
They usually try their best not to be speakers too but some of them crack under the sea of words and concepts in their heads and surroundings. They regret it and try to not let it happen again. But once they start cracking, unless they fight and go for help, they are mostly doomed. But this is VERY unnecessary. Go For Help.
When fighting, they are usually not bothered by R/S sociobots (except for the odd comment by S if they try anything non-sociobotish) as RnS sociobots know they don't have a chance in their society.
They usually come from normalish/ignorant/'trying to make it work' families who don't know much about life either and some from R families, but they know better and stay strong as far as they can
They know what's right but aren’t sure how to do it or make a change cuz no one taught them.
They have very little safe(no attack or pocks by sociobots) space in their minds for their opinions and they usually put their mottos and fighting/stubborn survival posters in it until they change. Then they open it completely to the world of sociobots, for, at first, sociobot box opinion blaring and eventually - a sea of far-out noise or their minds become a channel for sociobot opinions to pass through continuously, like a zombie or just another bead on a thread.
They usually try their best not to be speakers too but some of them crack under the sea of words and concepts in their heads and surroundings. They regret it and try to not let it happen again. But once they start cracking, unless they fight and go for help, they are mostly doomed. But this is VERY unnecessary. Go For Help.
(that character from DARK films, if u don't know it, good, stay that way- u don't need to know every "inside" joke/comment. the part of you that does is possibly sociobotish)
Conceding Sociobots-
Before- This is not okay! You guys are idiots!! ..(nothing happens).. C'mon! ..(silence). I'm outta here *shakes head and leaves*
After- So, we doing this now? Lol, boring. OK, let's get on with it. *face darkens*
The worst and best villains. Beautiful is usually the description with pain in your chest; that kind of beautiful
Other concedings who were changed early may not even realize what they are and the change back may be initiated by a writing/drawing etc from when they were very young(and not sociobots).
reverse change/from child sociobot
Before- Ya, let's go, we aren't looking at that. LOL!
After- That... I... used to look at that... it's
Socibot- Hey, let's go
After- Ya,... but i did look at that, a lot.
Socibot- Really? cool. So, about where we are going-...,lrtyrtyewgonrgioreuhuudgyrkiiyfsna
After- Ya...
very unncessary, pure happiness is-looks- so much better on ANY face. Ya know? c;
Conceding Sociobots-
Before- This is not okay! You guys are idiots!! ..(nothing happens).. C'mon! ..(silence). I'm outta here *shakes head and leaves*
After- So, we doing this now? Lol, boring. OK, let's get on with it. *face darkens*
The worst and best villains. Beautiful is usually the description with pain in your chest; that kind of beautiful
Other concedings who were changed early may not even realize what they are and the change back may be initiated by a writing/drawing etc from when they were very young(and not sociobots).
reverse change/from child sociobot
Before- Ya, let's go, we aren't looking at that. LOL!
After- That... I... used to look at that... it's
Socibot- Hey, let's go
After- Ya,... but i did look at that, a lot.
Socibot- Really? cool. So, about where we are going-...,lrtyrtyewgonrgioreuhuudgyrkiiyfsna
After- Ya...
very unncessary, pure happiness is-looks- so much better on ANY face. Ya know? c;
Conceding Sociobots by i dont know my abcs b get away March 31, 2017
connecting the bots
A reference to all the Russian-based bots, that when all connected, lead straight to Putin and therefore, Putin’s Bitch.
All of the low-level thugs paid to make it all happen has made it especially easy to track them and so now we are all finally connecting the bots!
connecting the bots by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019
Cornering
The ability to a smoke a bowl of sensi one segment at a time by holding the lighter at an oblique angle to each unburned "corner" in turn, thereby allowing multiple persons to receive a fresh hit.
Cornering by mobiustrip July 8, 2005
sean connerying
The act of pronouncing "s" as "shhh" accidentally. Usually occurs during times of stress due to excessive mental exhaustion/stimulation.
Girl One: "You have to realize, thish ish the mosht shtreshful time of year...."
Girl Two: "lol, you are sean connerying!"
Girl Two: "lol, you are sean connerying!"
sean connerying by moneytoys November 26, 2010
coneing
The art of grabbing a McDonalds ice-cream cone from the ice cream end just to weird out the McDonalds Worker. can also be done various other ways such as scooping the ice cream onto you face for warrior paint
coneing by motownbroooooo June 14, 2011
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