Conlan’d 

When you have gotten Conlan’d you have became the victim of an ultimate blunder, whether you did it to yourself or it has been done to you by a separate party.

Sammy: I tried asking her out, but she didn’t hear me and left
Me: you just got Conlan’d

Conlan’d by Dank Daddy McNasty Pants May 22, 2019

conan'd 

v.

To be fired at the top of your career.

also:

To be pushed aside by a man with a big chin.

I feel bad for Jimmy, he brought in so much more for the company and still got conan'd.

conan'd by yaopue January 18, 2010

conan the destroyer 

The most kick ass man in all of history. Known for getting the girls and killing the bad guys. A precedent for James Bond, but instead of using a gun, he uses a sword.

Conan the destroyer just pillaged the village.

conan the destroyer by Seabass January 20, 2005

Conan The Destroyer 

A director sequel to an old movie called "Conan The Barbarian." Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger returned for the role of Conan.

Conan The Destroyer

Conan The Destroyer by MattyJ0731 December 18, 2011

Detective Conan

Anime in which Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi, solves cases and tries to get closer to the Black Organization that shrunk him back to the body of an elementary student. Conan's identity is a secret except to Haibara Ai, Professor Agasa, His parents, and Hattori Heiji. There are currently ten movies out, and the final, eleventh movie comes out in June. This is, by far, the best Anime in the world. Other names are Meitantei Conan and Case Closed

Detective Conan is, by far, the best Anime show

Detective Conan by Arutsuro May 13, 2007

Doin' a conlon 

when a person is mentally intoxicated and finds anything funny while being completely sober. They commonly use the catchphrase 'Na Na Na' and throw back their head when they laugh.

person 1: oh my god what is she doing!! she's running about mad chasing a pigeon
person 2: dude..she's doin' a conlon

Doin' a conlon by I'm-still-not-ready August 5, 2014

Dirty Conan 

when a sexual partner suddenly shoves a unlubercated corn cob up your ass.

It was fun with her until she did a dirty conan to me.

Dirty Conan by 👋 hello June 29, 2020