Definitions by Seabass

seabass leg lock 

While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.

Charles was tired of his dryspell so he put his teacher in a seabass leg lock.

seabass leg lock by Seabass October 8, 2017

grenade army 

An army of snowboarders whose signature trademark are grenade gloves. They are known for their exceptional riding abilities. Led by general Danny Kass.

The grenade army just siezed the half pipe.

grenade army by seabass May 13, 2005

black mamba 

Name of the greatest truck in west virginia. Its nemisis the Panzer claims to be better. The driver is crazy and drives like a bat outta hell.

The black mamba and panzer are to do battle at sunset.

black mamba by seabass May 13, 2005

vanilla crunk 

A psuedonymn for Seabass the Destroyer. Meaning to be a white version of lil jon. Also a redneck version of crunk juice. It is a mixture of wild turkey and redbull

Damn, he mixes some damn fine vanilla crunk.

vanilla crunk by seabass February 22, 2005

byerly 

The most kick ass and influential wakeboarder of all time.

Have you seen byerly's part in 12 honkeys?

byerly by seabass February 22, 2005

burton fl 

The best snowboard ever created. Stands for Burton Fuckin Light.

My fl is fuckin light

burton fl by seabass February 22, 2005

fat alberto 

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.

Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.

fat alberto by seabass February 22, 2005