conj

to bleed profusely from the anus.

I'm so angry i could conj!
I'm gunna conj on your face!
Look out! He's gunna conj!

by c-leo and d-dubbs December 17, 2008

conj

con artist, stalker, lurker

you would NOT want your child to grow up to be a conj.

by steven rx September 5, 2008

conj

ringleader of lurking.

Bill: wow... you sat outside your boyfriends window & watched him sleep? you pulled a total conj yo.

by lucie 2 September 5, 2008

Conj

A well known character in naas. Best known for his ginger skin head and his father, Ronj. Has a passion for darts and can be found in Boyles most days or else somewhere smoking a rollie whilst singing an Irish classic.

'Conj is some man for one man!'
'I asked for a bag of Cheetos but got conj instead.'

by Naasistheplace May 20, 2015

Conjangle

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something

I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.

by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012

Conjabi

1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology

2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent

3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi

On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!

Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!

by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015

Kellyanne Conjob

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019