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Congratufukilations 

To express congrats toward someone in the most sarcastic fashion
Congratufukilations your big mouth woke the bear up!
Congratufukilations by Thottie2Hottie February 12, 2024
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congratufuckinlations 

A bitterly sarcastic variation of the word congratulations. Usually used by someone in a very fowl mood. Not appropriate for formal settings.
You got that hoss's number? Congratufuckinlations.
congratufuckinlations by Smoove B February 2, 2005

congratufuckulations 

Sarcaticly congratulating someone. Or congratulating someone on something that you truely don't care about.
Bob- I finally found my phone.
John- Congratufuckulations Bob. Nobody cares.
congratufuckulations by YeOldPitts August 13, 2007

congratufuckinlations 

Congratulations. To celebrate something, with special emphasis. Usually derrogatory, as in when someone does something really stupid, like announces that they have to go to the bathroom. Fuck can emphasize any word. Has special emphasis when inserted in the word, e.g. congratufuckinlations.
Vicky's status message: I went pee

Sajai's response: Congratufuckinlations
congratufuckinlations by Sajai K. November 18, 2004

congratufuckilations 

Good job, you really fucked that up.
Congratufuckilations, Jim, you just blew up Idaho.
congratufuckilations by em kay November 8, 2003

Congratufuckilations 

A polite way of saying I really don't care. Also sarcasm to congratulate but not.
So what your man makes more money than mine, congratufuckilations !

congratufuckalations

When congratulations are in order but you don't really like the person or the thing being congratulated.
When Brittany Spears won her MTV Video awards I was like "Congratufuckalations, Brittany"
congratufuckalations by Rose Ghandi September 3, 2009
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