Congloria

I have created this word. This word is a tool. If your searching for the help you need but don’t want to ask for it. Use this word. You can put it in your caption or use it as a hashtag. This word should only be used if you are in need of help yet don’t know how to ask for it, or don’t want to get into it. You can define help however you want it does not matter what kind of help you are in need of. I felt and importance for a word of such so I would expect that other people would too.

Let’s say you are texting your friend.

You: Congloria...
Friend: Huh?
(That is realistically what will most likely happen. But the whole point of this word is really just a big hint into getting people to help you like you need.)

You: Congloria...
Friend: (Your name) everything’s going to be alright. I am here for you. I want to help you.

Congloria by .—. October 16, 2020

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Conglorporation

A portmanteu of conglomerate and corporation. One of those giant companies that stamps out all their competitors and has done a great job of ruining America. Often rely on child labour and taking advantage of the working class in countries all over the world.

I avoid shopping for mass-produced goods like Nike sneakers at conglorporations like Wal-Mart.

Conglorporation by Mike January 11, 2005