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conansexual 

the sexual attraction to everyone who looks like conan gray regardless of their gender
person 1: hey wanna date?
person 2: do you look like conan gray?
person 1: yea

person 2: cool I’m conansexual so when’s our wedding? 😻😻😻

coneosexual 

Someone who is turned on by large straight ice cream cones and likes to fuck them in the ass
After seeing the large waffle cone at coldstone, I realized I was coneosexual
coneosexual by Sound_ March 25, 2016

confusual 

Damn son, that chemistry test was mad confusual.
confusual by Squirmy Anderson February 27, 2008

Consexual Physics

The study of phyiscs in relation to sex. Consexual Physics is the analgous situation for a real life physics application in terms of sex. Currently research is under way for classical phyiscs equations, but progress in underway in quantam mechanics. Researchers are often deemed rude or brash, but scientific progress is the highest motivation. Similar to Copernicus or Galilei, consexual physics scientists are visionaries on the path to revolutionize our understanding of the sexual world we live in.
Physics Waves:
The frequency of the wave is dependent on the source.
Consexual Physics Waves:
The frequency of sex is dependent on the source.

Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing the displacement is proportional to the displacement.
Consexual Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing deepthroating is proportional the displacement into the throat.

conansexual 

the sexual attraction to everyone who looks like Conan O’Brien regardless of their gender
person 1: Hey wanna date?
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*
conansexual by Gribble67 May 25, 2022
1. sexual contact existing or made by mutual consent
2. a sexual identifier indicating a preference for mutually consensual sexual contact
"I am a consexual bisexual. Would you like to make out?"