Confusexual
Confusexual by topato-melon October 5, 2021
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conansexual
person 1: hey wanna date?
person 2: do you look like conan gray?
person 1: yea
person 2: cool I’m conansexual so when’s our wedding? 😻😻😻
person 2: do you look like conan gray?
person 1: yea
person 2: cool I’m conansexual so when’s our wedding? 😻😻😻
conansexual by toddlers for dinner August 15, 2020
Related Words
Confusexual • consexual • conansexual • coneosexual • Compusexual • conesexual • confusual • Confusually • Conorsexual • conosexual
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confusual
confusual by Squirmy Anderson February 27, 2008
Consexual Physics
The study of phyiscs in relation to sex. Consexual Physics is the analgous situation for a real life physics application in terms of sex. Currently research is under way for classical phyiscs equations, but progress in underway in quantam mechanics. Researchers are often deemed rude or brash, but scientific progress is the highest motivation. Similar to Copernicus or Galilei, consexual physics scientists are visionaries on the path to revolutionize our understanding of the sexual world we live in.
Physics Waves:
The frequency of the wave is dependent on the source.
Consexual Physics Waves:
The frequency of sex is dependent on the source.
Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing the displacement is proportional to the displacement.
Consexual Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing deepthroating is proportional the displacement into the throat.
The frequency of the wave is dependent on the source.
Consexual Physics Waves:
The frequency of sex is dependent on the source.
Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing the displacement is proportional to the displacement.
Consexual Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing deepthroating is proportional the displacement into the throat.
Consexual Physics by Planck Position June 14, 2011
conansexual
person 1: Hey wanna date?
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*
conansexual by Gribble67 May 25, 2022
consexual
1. sexual contact existing or made by mutual consent
2. a sexual identifier indicating a preference for mutually consensual sexual contact
2. a sexual identifier indicating a preference for mutually consensual sexual contact
consexual by Sexual Assault SupportServices August 10, 2009
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