Confetti’d

To be ripped to extremely fine shreds, like ribbons, to the point at which your remains resemble a confetti explosion.

“Hey dude, think I could fight that bear?”

“You kidding? You’ll get confetti’d.”

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confetti dick

noun, when toilet paper sticks in tiny bits to a penis after it has ejaculated in a vagina.

"this cheap two ply always gives me the worst confetti dick."

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I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.

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My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.

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When you're depressed or otherwise upset and you cope by tearing something to shreds, therefore making confetti

Monday was really rough, but I felt a little better after making some depression confetti.

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The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion

"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"

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You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS

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