Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Puntilla

Kimurdilate

To kill, murder and mutilate all at the same time.

Did you see Ryan kimurdilate that burrito supreme? Then he kimurdilated the men’s room!

Merch

When you leak a little bit of pee on the front of your pants.

Dagum! I done shook it 3 dagum times and I still done got some Earl Dibbles on muh britches!

Merch

That girl was so loose, it was like a steam canyon between her legs.

Merch

A totally random vagina observed in the wild, by accident. Very rare.

There was a very drunk girl at the bar last night who wasn't wearing any underwear. She fell down and I saw my first wild vagina...

wild vagina by Puntilla September 3, 2017

Merch

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.

Merch

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.

Merch

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

Merch