Definitions by Puntilla

Kimurdilate 

To kill, murder and mutilate all at the same time.

Did you see Ryan kimurdilate that burrito supreme? Then he kimurdilated the men’s room!

Kimurdilate by Puntilla August 8, 2019

Earl Dibbles

When you leak a little bit of pee on the front of your pants.

Dagum! I done shook it 3 dagum times and I still done got some Earl Dibbles on muh britches!

Earl Dibbles by Puntilla June 1, 2018

Steam canyon 

Very large, wide vagina

That girl was so loose, it was like a steam canyon between her legs.

Steam canyon by Puntilla April 19, 2018

wild vagina

A totally random vagina observed in the wild, by accident. Very rare.

There was a very drunk girl at the bar last night who wasn't wearing any underwear. She fell down and I saw my first wild vagina...

wild vagina by Puntilla September 3, 2017

Dick confetti 

Jizz

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.

Dick confetti by Puntilla August 27, 2017

Mushroom ditch 

Whores vagina

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.

Mushroom ditch by Puntilla August 23, 2017

eating pears 

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

eating pears by Puntilla October 6, 2016