Puntilla's definitions

Mushroom ditch

Whores vagina

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.

by Puntilla August 23, 2017

Dick confetti

Jizz

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.

by Puntilla August 27, 2017

eating pears

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

by Puntilla October 6, 2016

Steam canyon

Very large, wide vagina

That girl was so loose, it was like a steam canyon between her legs.

by Puntilla April 19, 2018

Kimurdilate

To kill, murder and mutilate all at the same time.

Did you see Ryan kimurdilate that burrito supreme? Then he kimurdilated the men’s room!

by Puntilla August 8, 2019

wild vagina

A totally random vagina observed in the wild, by accident. Very rare.

There was a very drunk girl at the bar last night who wasn't wearing any underwear. She fell down and I saw my first wild vagina...

by Puntilla September 3, 2017

Earl Dibbles

When you leak a little bit of pee on the front of your pants.

Dagum! I done shook it 3 dagum times and I still done got some Earl Dibbles on muh britches!

by Puntilla June 1, 2018