confazzled

This is a noun...

it is the combination of bedazzled and confuzzled.

Literally mean being so forcefully impressed that confusion stirs up!

for girls: watching your boyfriend get a 1080 no scope quad headshot with no stopping power or steady aim in call of duty, thats the meaning of confazzled.

Boyfriend: HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT A 1080 NO SCOPE QUAD HEADSHOT WITH NO STOPPING POWER OR STEADY AIM IN SEARCH ON SHOWDOWN!
Girlfriend: Im so confazzled babe... :DD
Boyfriend: We're done
Girlfriend: fml...

Tom white kid: Yo! I just got an F on a math test! My mom is so proud!
Buk Lau: Hory Shiet, u clazy bic boiii, if i geta F, my bic brack daddy buy me fry chikun and my asian matha gonna kill me bic boiiii.
Tom white kid: WTF? im so confazzled

by bicboiiiiiiii August 29, 2011

confazzled

Baffled to the highest extent of physics.

GAH! I'm confazzled.

by Super Pie March 31, 2004

confazzled

when you’re confused and your brain is frazzled.

“bro do you understand this work?”
“nah man i’m so confazzled”

by ccourtsavage April 15, 2020

confazzled

State of confusion and bemusement.

Me: I just realised something- when you die, you are no longer alive!

My friend: wtf I am so confazzled

by confazzled/ confazzlement December 06, 2022

confazzled

NOUN:
1. When the stupidity of one (usually a relative/close friend) has you rethinking life decisions and essential choices
2. When it appears someone's brain cells don't work

VERB (to confazzle)
1. To confuse, baffle, or make someone consider stupid decisions
2. To disgust someone

NOUN:
Saltwater over apple juice? You must be confazzled

VERB:
I think you confazzled me because I don't understand; Stop confazzling me

by Cocoa -MurderRabbitsGroup January 06, 2023