Conclission 

A collision that results in a concussion.

After the conclission Magnus had to see a doctor.

Conclission by Silky Scott October 2, 2016

Pussy concussion 

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

Pussy concussion by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021

Because of my concussion... 

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.

*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...

Because of my concussion... by Avon67 February 24, 2011

conclusionary

a word or phrase that draws the intention of a conclusion.
A phrase being a conclusionary statement.

conclusionary statements:

In conclusion, In retrospect, as a result of, therefore, proving my point that...(etc)

conclusionary by Ttddhj November 17, 2007

Jumping to Conclusions 

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22

Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."

Jumping to Conclusions by Future Mind-Controlling Robots July 26, 2010

Concussion Water 

Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.

After a night of drinking concussion water...

Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"

Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"

Concussion Water by Wisconsin18 July 6, 2011

Concession Button 

Something one hits when they utterly give up, quit, discontinue, cease, etc.

Bobby: I'm fed up with this shit, FUCK IT. <leaves>
Onlooker: Bro, Bobby just totally hit the concession button.

Concession Button by G to the Dizzle March 20, 2009