Concisionism 

The ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, writing, and consumption.

Concisionism advocates articulating one's feelings, and thinking, analyzing, speaking, and/or writing concisely. Its adherents believe concision is so powerful that by applying it—especially at work—a nation's Gross Domestic Product will rise because workers and other professionals will communicate faster and more effectively, thereby boosting production. Another benefit of articulating things concisely is that trimming the fat from communication leaves people more time to live and that improves the quality of life and increases the amount of pleasure people can enjoy.

The members of think tanks wonder if communicating concisely would make consumers realize that they can live concisely and consume concisely, not needing to purchase unnecessary (really unneeded) products or services; be husky, plump, or obese; and stop over-consuming and also consume less.

Concisionism by but for September 9, 2018

Concisionism 

The ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, and/or writing and consumption.

Concisionism advocates articulating one's feelings, and thinking, analyzing, speaking, and/or writing concisely. Its adherents believe concision is so powerful that by applying it—especially at work—a nation's Gross Domestic Product will rise because workers and other professionals will communicate faster and more effectively, thereby boosting production. Another benefit of articulating things concisely is that trimming the fat from communication leaves people more time to live and that improves the quality of life and increases the amount of pleasure people can enjoy.

The members of think tanks wonder if communicating concisely would make consumers realize that they can live concisely and consume concisely, not needing to purchase unnecessary (really unneeded) products or services; be husky, plump, or obese; and stop over-consuming and also consume less.

Concisionism by but for September 9, 2018

Concisionist 

One who advocates practicing concision when articulating feelings, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing.

"Concisionist" implies that there are concisionists—individuals who practice and advocate concision when feeling, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing, and non-concisionist, those who do not practice concision, and anti-concisionists, those who advocate communicating unconcisely, usually to prevent audiences from learning to communicate concisely and in the process getting smarter. Concisionism is the name for the ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, and/or writing.

Concisionist by but for September 9, 2018

Confusionism 

A religion very much like Confucius.

Steve did not understand what he was doing, therefore he was starting to believe in Confusionism.

Confusionism by JoeWhoIsInsane July 26, 2011

Confusionism 

When an attorney lies and twists facts, engages in gaslighting at every hearing, throws a bunch of manure on the case hoping it will stick into a nice, smelly ball of turd with the purpose of confusing a judge. The result of Confusionism is a high-conflict case where one of the parties becomes homeless and the party who went to jail for abuse keeps their freedom, money, and children for the time-being. Usually overturned on appeal in the Supreme Court.

John Kelleher practices Confusionism!

Confusionism by bucketidontquitnow September 4, 2024