concharge

It means that your too lazy to say "I am in control." or " i am in charge" so therefor you combine the two.

Teacher-"Excuse me i thought i was in concharge of the situation."

by EmilyRose May 18, 2005

Couchrage

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

by geodave April 7, 2015

choncharella

a person who is a pussy, or chonch, to the point of being the princess of chonches; a major douche

Ok, choncharella, get over yourself.

by briant420 March 24, 2009

Sloppy Concharto

Similar to its counterpart the Sloppy Jalopy, the Sloppy Concharto involves both ejaculating into ones hand, and slapping a girl in the face. In this variation cum is blown into both of the man's hands as he proceeds to smack the girls face with both hands simultaneously across both sides of the face... similiar to playing the symbols in the marching band.

Wow, S-Money is a huge pimp, did u see him lay the Sloppy Concharto on that dirty latina maid?

by S-Money December 28, 2005

Concierge

A fancy name for a person that has access to Google and who's job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves.

Concierge: Thank you for calling concierge services, how can I help you?
Mr. Smith: I'm flying into NYC this weekend and need to book the best hotel and booty bar please.
Concierge: Sure (googles "best hotel in NYC" then "best strip club in NYC" and proceeds to book reservations). Mr. Smith, your reservations have been made.

by JDL 2010 September 25, 2010

Concierge

The Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha.

A concierge is trained in the art of fanciness and pleasure.

by Mercy Mercy Mild June 27, 2011

Concierge

Yeah... whatever, "Google for those too rich" person. A Concierge, these days, is (1) a trained professional who is there to do the things that people don't FEEL like doing, or, if they're not from the area, unable to OPERATE a computer themselves, or simply disinclined to do it for themselves. (2) a trained professional with an extensive personal network whereby seemingly 'impossible' things are made to come to fruition.

1) "Young Concierge man? Where is the nearest center for the blind?"

2) "Young Concierge Lady? I need 4 three-legged, purple ducks, that are blind in one eye, a case of vintage Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin Brut (1912), VIP ACCESS to the sold-out sky boxes at the new Yankee stadium--- in 10 minutes (!!!), a yellow Masarati with less than 154.7 miles on it to meet my jet on the tarmac at 9:16am, the best hotel room in New York, a live, pregnant Sugar Glider (carrying triplets), AAAAAAAAAAAND Bottle service at the BOOTY BAR"

Thank you very MUCH! We make the impossible possible.

by Annoyed by Ignorance December 4, 2010