chonchalada: A term used to describe an individual who is acting like the biggest pussy in the world. Chonchalada was first used in Las Cruces, New Mexico home of "The Whole Enchilada Fiesta", a 3 daylong carnival centered around creating, as recorded by "The Guinness Book of World Records", the biggest enchilada in the world. Chonchalada is a hybrid of the Spanish slang word for vagina, "choncha" and the tasty New Mexican style, biggest in the world, "enchilada".
"Hey, lets go to my primo's side of town to that new bar."
"Hell no, Jokerwill be there."
"HAHAHA You fuckin chonchalada! Shut the fuck up, ur going!"
A Conchola is a black person with a fractured ankle. He was given the name by a beautiful bitch with the initials of TRC. TRC can also be a Brahms. They love each other dearly.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!