Couchalating 

Went you did nothing all day but still want to sound productive.

Friend: You're so lazy you did nothing today

You: What do you mean I was Couchalating

Couchalating by Poiny February 20, 2024

couchgating 

same as tailgating except the party or activity is conducted on a sofa in front of a television with a football game playing.

I can't go to the Saints game today so I will be couchgating at home.

couchgating by blackchips October 7, 2006