concerteer 

A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.

Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.

concerteer by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018

catalytic converter

catalytic converter an emissions control device put on cars since the 1970s uses heat and chemical reaction to burn off pollutants in exhaust gas

my cars catalytic converter plugged up and got red hot setting my car on fire luckily it was handled quickly no real damage done to the car

catalytic converter by littlejimmie May 28, 2019

Lesbo converter 

Appropriate quote for a T-shirt worn by a dude who's runnin' „straight“ into the lesbian bar.

I'm going out tonight to that lesbian bar... Gonna wear my "Lesbo converter" T-shirt. Hope some angry dyke won't kick my ass.

Lesbo converter by poli78 December 27, 2011

Cadillac converter 

Same as a catalytic converter only mispernounced by certain minority groups. Not necessarily for a Cadillac brand vehicle nor is it a luxury line converter.

Say maen, I needs a Cadillac converter for my Mitsubichi Galant.

Cadillac converter by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007

Concerted Game 

1. Antonym of cockblock.
2. Spitting game about how awesome you are, but more importantly, how good your friends are.
3. Taking one for the team when necessary.
4. Making sure everyone gets some that night, at (almost) any cost.

Look, there's three girls and three of us. Instead of all trying to hook up with the hot one, let's use concerted game! Alex, you get the fat friend while Andy and I will flip a coin for the hot bitch. The loser will get the intellectual.

Concerted Game by Johnny Appleseeed August 26, 2005

Cash Converters

Cash Converters is a UK store group, specialising in second hand goods. You take goods you no longer want and they convert them into cash for you.
It is a favourite place for crack heads to offload stolen goods.

Jeez look at them crack heads, they have wogged that 50 inch flat screen and are blatantly carrying it over to Cash Converters in broad daylight. They are gonna get so nicked for that, mate. No wonder they call the fuckin place Crack Converters.

Cash Converters by Reg Varney February 17, 2008

Crack Converters

Crack Converters is the street name by which the establishment called "Cash Converters" is known. This is due to the fact that when a crack head has wogged electrical goods from your house he/she takes them to Crack Converters. Its an establishment doing crackheads and people on the dole a good turn.

Come on now we've both got our giro cheques from the dole office we can go down Crack Converters and score them Technics decks we saw Scaggy Pete with the other day.

Crack Converters by Reg Varney February 17, 2008