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Conan O'Brian

The best Late Night Talk Show Host. Ever. If you disagree I will hurt you.
Conan airs on NBC weeknights at 11 PM CST

Conan O'Brian

The best talk show host, funny mother fucker!
Sorry, I can't have sex with you now, I might miss Conan O'brian!!!
Conan O'Brian by me November 5, 2003

Conan O'Brian

A term used to describe a finely rolled joint, The term is used with the intention to keep it a secret. Named Conan O'Brian because of his finely done hairstyle.
Friend 1: Hey would you like to join me and Conan O'Brian on the back patio?

Friend 2: Yes I would love to go on the back patio and smoke a finely rolled joint!
Conan O'Brian by H-town Crew March 12, 2008

Conan O'Brian

The HOTTEST late night host; my lover
Conan O'Brian by Anonymous May 10, 2003

Conan O'Brian

The (former) host of Tonight Show that managed to loose 2.5 million viewers by simply walking on stage. A hero to posers and other pocket-protector wearing super nerds still living in their parents basements.
My boss asked me to work late after I Conan O'Brianed half our sales accounts in only seven months. I decided to quit instead.
Conan O'Brian by cough-it-up January 22, 2010

Conan O'Brian

is te only good late night host left along with jimmy kimmel.late night with conan o brian put the tonight show to shame
Because of all of our guests tomorrow night, we will not have any stupid, arbitrary comedy that wastes everyone's time.Isn't that right, Cactus Chef playing We didnt Start the fire on Flute?
Conan O'Brian by ho August 7, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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