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coptical illusion 

When a car first appears to be an unmarked cop car, but in the end turns out to be some old guy driving a Lincoln town car
"Dude buckle up, there's a po po up there!"

"Nah man, don't worry thats just a coptical illusion."

compunicate 

When you are in the same room with someone, each on seperate computers, and you talk via Instant Messenger instead of speaking to them out loud, in person
Even though they are sitting right next to each other, Jesse and Justin only compunicate when they have to tell each other something.
compunicate by Jesse K. October 25, 2004

computicles 

(Noun) 1. A computer's testicles 2. The most vulnerable place on a computer 3. A good thing to grab while yelling "Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!"
Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!
computicles by ramon_omar August 6, 2010

Compunicate 

when two people, in the same room talk to each other on an {IM messenger service, instead of talking to each other.
Because the boss was watching them closely, Harold and Kumar, compunicated their next caper.
Compunicate by nubianepiphany October 9, 2008

computifile 

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers aka technosexual.
They/them are computifile.”
computifile by Lily baynes May 16, 2022

Commutication

Engaging in effective communication with your significant other while on your commute to or from work.
Babe, I really enjoyed our chat on the way home from work today. That was some amazing commutication.
Commutication by BrandingQueen September 23, 2020