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Computical 

Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.
We have a lot of computical equipment.
Computical by RedHawkTech April 29, 2009
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coptical illusion 

When a car first appears to be an unmarked cop car, but in the end turns out to be some old guy driving a Lincoln town car
"Dude buckle up, there's a po po up there!"

"Nah man, don't worry thats just a coptical illusion."

compunicate 

When you are in the same room with someone, each on seperate computers, and you talk via Instant Messenger instead of speaking to them out loud, in person
Even though they are sitting right next to each other, Jesse and Justin only compunicate when they have to tell each other something.
compunicate by Jesse K. October 25, 2004
Word of the Day on December 10, 2007

computicles 

(Noun) 1. A computer's testicles 2. The most vulnerable place on a computer 3. A good thing to grab while yelling "Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!"
Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!
computicles by ramon_omar August 6, 2010

Compunicate 

when two people, in the same room talk to each other on an {IM messenger service], instead of talking to each other.
Because the boss was watching them closely, Harold and Kumar, compunicated their next caper.
Compunicate by nubianepiphany October 9, 2008

computifile 

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers aka technosexual.
“They/them are computifile.”
computifile by Lily baynes May 16, 2022

Commutication

Engaging in effective communication with your significant other while on your commute to or from work.
Babe, I really enjoyed our chat on the way home from work today. That was some amazing commutication.
Commutication by BrandingQueen September 23, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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