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Computicating

When a guy and girl that are in a relationship only talk throught the computer (aim,msn,etc) and through texting. Without actual verbal contact like the phone and especialy in person. This usually shows you a really bad relationship with two prudes. And the guy probably has no balls to talk to her. Relationships should never be like this and are doomed from day 1.
Joe: my new girlfriend is so hot
Max: have you ever even talked to her?
joe:....no
Max: nice computicating.
Computicating by rockafelllaaaaa March 24, 2009
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communicating with the aliens 

when someone is next to you and they talk really loud for no reason.
when you are walking down the street with a friend and you guys are talking and the person starts talking really loud for no reason which makes it look like their communicating with the aliens

Complicating 

Damn, this math problem is hard.

So? Would you say it's complicated?

What? No. Idiot. The correct term is complicating.

I think you're mistaken.

That's why you're dumb.
Complicating by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008

Communicating with Red Leader One

To masturbate. To pleasure one's self.
"Luke, use the Force!"

"Sorry Obi-Wan, I'll be right with you. I'm communicating with Red Leader One."

Communicating Outside Boundaries

For-front of a future legitimized fictitious business name and paid for verified business license with devotion looking out for and protecting the channelization of People who are microphones and speakers, inner side and exoside. Will be a licensed LLC that is devoted to raising money, investing in wellfare, defending the declaration that enabled the USA to be for so long, protmoting the neopolitical as well as preserving the most ethically essential mebers of judicial system, sentate, and congress, war skills, and of inner states and Federation of United States of America.
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Communicating Outside Boundaries has put in effort.

Communicating 

No the problem here IS and HAS BEEN that I'm NOT being communicated with in a way that is meaningful. You're trying to frame the situation as though I'm suffering from the delusion that I'm being communicated with in some divine or supernatural capacity OR you're trying to impose ironic psychological punishment in response to "exposing kids to sex and violence" i.e. REALITY and I didn't do that. YOU DID. There's the ethical dilemma. You see it?
Hym "I couldn't be communicating this any more clearly: I had no idea who was on here. Let's call it a 'happy accident'. I came to you with the proposition that I was being watched. I was correct. So I put on a show. I'm glad it harmed them. That is your punishment for trying to punish me. It ain't free what you're doing to me and the cost only goes up. I'm going to make sure that you learn your lesson."
Communicating by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

complicating the lord's prayer

someone/something that complicates things that don't need to be complicated, especially when the alternative is very obvious and much MUCH easier than what is happening
you're complicating the lord's prayer, son, stop complicating things.
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