competits
I went to this party and there were all these dumb girls trying to hook up with my boyfriend...but clearly, one look at my buxsome breasts said there was no competits.
competits by kerriswheel April 25, 2011
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Competitive BSing
Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.
Competitive BSing by zMuZZle February 5, 2020
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sperm competition
The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.
sperm competition by Dancerooster August 25, 2020
Competitive Player
A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games
Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect
Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect
Competitive Player by __Le__ June 16, 2017
Overwatch Competitive
When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer
Overwatch Competitive by dr loserfruit June 5, 2018
Competition psychosis
An altered state experienced by participants and/or fans of a sporting event which render them incapable or rational thought. It can occur before, during, and after the event. Face painting and conspiracy theories are all examples of people experiencing competition psychosis.
Dude 1: Can't believe how those refs were cheating my boys.
Dude 2: They lost by 40.
Dude 1: The refs hated us.
Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.
Dude 2: They lost by 40.
Dude 1: The refs hated us.
Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.
Competition psychosis by DDJudge December 18, 2012
competitional
competitional by Go Tampa Bay Buccs February 25, 2011
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