2 definitions by A.Hacker
A non-violent, tennis dominating, technically adept massive that reigns between the Butterfly Pavillian and the railroad track in Westminster Colorado.
Their arch rivals are a south side gang called "marketing" and another gang that simply goes by "P.M."
Their arch rivals are a south side gang called "marketing" and another gang that simply goes by "P.M."
Gail: I am trying to force the North Side Commandaz to ssshhhhh build the software I want them to build but sssshhhhhh they won't do what I ask and treat me like a fool. If we build an impossible to implement GUI and blame the Commandaz ssssssshhhhh for it sucking we can get them all fired and I will be the most powerful PM in the land. ssssshhhhhh
Pawan: Maybe if you pay my company a lot of money to create mockups of the work they are to do you can control the North Side Commandaz and we will both win.
Gail: Maybe but we're O-fer $75k doing that so far, are you sure it will ssssshhhhh work? sssshhhhhhh
Pawan: Trust me, I will control the mockups and provide no help to the 'Commandaz.
Gail: sssssshhhhhh
Pawan: Maybe if you pay my company a lot of money to create mockups of the work they are to do you can control the North Side Commandaz and we will both win.
Gail: Maybe but we're O-fer $75k doing that so far, are you sure it will ssssshhhhh work? sssshhhhhhh
Pawan: Trust me, I will control the mockups and provide no help to the 'Commandaz.
Gail: sssssshhhhhh
by A.Hacker October 11, 2005
(verb) To work on something when you don't understand the problem space, the market, the actual goal of the product or really any engineering at all.
Engineer 1: They want me to build an inverse flux capcitor for our new marketing theme.
Engineer 2: Man that sucks, what are you doing to do? Don't they know the IFC is a joke?
Engineer 1: Well I guess I'll just have to scrum and agile one up.
Engineer 2: Man that sucks, what are you doing to do? Don't they know the IFC is a joke?
Engineer 1: Well I guess I'll just have to scrum and agile one up.
by A.Hacker October 13, 2005