Comorbidity
Comorbidity by True_Lust July 22, 2019
Words you can keep
Comorbidite
A comorbiditist is an interesting person. They have comorbidities, primarily severe obesity, but stress the importance of vaccine mandates for "science" and "public health". Quite often, comorbititists hold either an elected office and/or have delusions of grandeur in which they talk down to others (elitist) that question their true knowledge of health. This is mostly due to the fact that they are fat, and, literally, have no qualification to talk about health.
hey man, did you see that comorbidite J.B. Pritzker talk about how vaccine mandates save lives? how about he works in a couple of salads so we don't think he's just a shameless, fat ass douchebag in a cheap suit.
Comorbidite by Mister McGibblets February 17, 2022
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comorvidity
comorvidity by d**rd*g October 8, 2020
Cuomorbidity
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Cuomorbidity by implicitman January 29, 2021
Comorbiditous Lump
Comorbiditous Lump by 1337noname September 24, 2020
Comorbidititties
When a woman suffers from borderline personality disorder or any other major mental health disorder, but has really nice tits.
Comorbidititties by Heywood Jablowme Sr. February 16, 2023
Comorbidititties
When a woman’s breasts are so nice you end up in the hospital or participating in activities in which you would otherwise not participate.
Doctor: Hi, Mr. Johnson. I’m Dr. Smith. What seems to be the problem?
Mr. Johnson: Hey, listen man, I don’t know. One minute, I’m hanging out with this girl Jessica. Things were going real nice, right? She takes off her shirt and bra…next thing I know, I’m in the hospital!
Doctor: Mmm. Yes. I see. Sounds like a classic case of comorbidititties.
Mr. Johnson: Hey, listen man, I don’t know. One minute, I’m hanging out with this girl Jessica. Things were going real nice, right? She takes off her shirt and bra…next thing I know, I’m in the hospital!
Doctor: Mmm. Yes. I see. Sounds like a classic case of comorbidititties.
Comorbidititties by LoganRed September 9, 2021
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