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Cuomorbidity

The simultaneous presence of a disease or medical condition in an elderly patient while residing in a state governed by Andrew Cuomo.
"My grandparents died in a New York nursing home due to Cuomorbidity"
by implicitman January 29, 2021
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Comorbidity

The state of having two or more medical conditions at the same time
I have depression and anxiety. This is God’s cruel humor in comorbidity.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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Comorbidite

A comorbiditist is an interesting person. They have comorbidities, primarily severe obesity, but stress the importance of vaccine mandates for "science" and "public health". Quite often, comorbititists hold either an elected office and/or have delusions of grandeur in which they talk down to others (elitist) that question their true knowledge of health. This is mostly due to the fact that they are fat, and, literally, have no qualification to talk about health.
hey man, did you see that comorbidite J.B. Pritzker talk about how vaccine mandates save lives? how about he works in a couple of salads so we don't think he's just a shameless, fat ass douchebag in a cheap suit.
by Mister McGibblets February 17, 2022
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comorvidity

from: comorbidity Being diagnosed with COVID-19 while also suffering some other physical malady.
"Yeah, shortly after I tested positive I also got food poisoning. Can't image a worse comorvidity."
by d**rd*g October 8, 2020
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Comorbiditous Lump

An overweight, has-been, male actor with a drama-queen attitude.
You are a lying like the comorbiditous lump you are.
by 1337noname September 24, 2020
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Comorbidititties

When a woman suffers from borderline personality disorder or any other major mental health disorder, but has really nice tits.
Damn, she may be crazy, but she’s got Comorbidititties.
by Heywood Jablowme Sr. February 16, 2023
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Cuomobidity

Multiple scandals occurring at the same time "coincidentally" causing the death of one's political career.
Andrew Cuomo had 30 sexual harassment accusers come out of nowhere and will end up losing his job as governor of New York. It won't have anything to do with the fact that he ordered infected patients into nursing homes and killed tens of thousands of elderly people. That's just Cuomobidity!
by War On Morons podcast March 15, 2021
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