when you mimic the movements of masturbation with a range of motion that's way bigger than your actual penis
"Hey Jerry, remember when Jeff demonstrated his distaste for Professor Keen by mimicking the movements of masturbation? Do you think his penis is really that big?"
"No way, man. Jeff masturexagerbates all the time."
"No way, man. Jeff masturexagerbates all the time."
by LoganRed January 05, 2016
When a woman’s breasts are so nice you end up in the hospital or participating in activities in which you would otherwise not participate.
Doctor: Hi, Mr. Johnson. I’m Dr. Smith. What seems to be the problem?
Mr. Johnson: Hey, listen man, I don’t know. One minute, I’m hanging out with this girl Jessica. Things were going real nice, right? She takes off her shirt and bra…next thing I know, I’m in the hospital!
Doctor: Mmm. Yes. I see. Sounds like a classic case of comorbidititties.
Mr. Johnson: Hey, listen man, I don’t know. One minute, I’m hanging out with this girl Jessica. Things were going real nice, right? She takes off her shirt and bra…next thing I know, I’m in the hospital!
Doctor: Mmm. Yes. I see. Sounds like a classic case of comorbidititties.
by LoganRed September 10, 2021