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Commisery 

That feeling you get when you read another ad by Purple Bricks bashing professional real estate agents. Commisery.
I just read a sponsored ad by Purple Bricks on Facebook bashing professional real estate agents and am feeling quite a bit of commisery.
Commisery by Tired of it November 3, 2018
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cobisery 

Verb: A state or feeling of great mental distress or disorientation when, after falling asleep on the couch, you move to bed and experience an inability to fall back asleep.

Origin:

Combination of the words couch to bed and misery. (Latin)
I lay awake in bed for hours with the worst case of cobisery after first falling asleep watching series on the couch.
cobisery by Old_but_gold December 18, 2018

Commisery 

Ahh, commisery. The misery you feel when you spent thousands on commission but got nothing more for your money.
Save yourself from commisery at PurpleBricks.com.au.
Deano thought that PurpleBricks was just online, but he felt commisery when he found out that they only charge a fixed fee.
Commisery by dingo5 June 25, 2018
comedy + chemistry. when you meet someone who has the same sense of humor as you and you connect with them.
Today I met Chiara, a girl from my college, and we started laughing at the same things. We definitely have comistry.
comistry by 5829592859183 May 12, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026