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comcaptive
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A comcaptive is
a person
who is stuck with
Comcast
and has no other option for
internet
service.
"Hey Bill,
why don't you
dump
Comcast
already
?"
"I wish I could, but they got me comcaptive..."
comcaptive
by
seorl
July 23, 2014
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