Combulator 

Someone who is unpleasantly surprising.

“He’s such a combulator.”

Combulator by imjunyeop October 3, 2023

copulator

An euphemism for the much cruder: fucker, sometimes: mother fucker

Leaving the Quick Stop market with his 12-pack, Elmer bid farewell to the doof at the register: 'See ya' later, copulator!'

copulator by Century25 December 7, 2012

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

Cockulator by Sambiase September 6, 2016

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

computator by Telephony July 3, 2014

copulatory imperative 

A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."

Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.

Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?

Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.

copulatory imperative by Educated by keen observation and tragic experience. August 10, 2007

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis

you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it

Cockulator by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

copulatory 

relating to the act of copulating most commonly known as fucking or doing the deed.

The copulatory courtship consisted of flowers, expensive chocolate and three hoockers paid for the entire nights' stay.

copulatory by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003