A Town with a population of roughly 50,000. A great place to live if you're part of the Anti-Intellectual movement.
If by some terrible way, you find it necessary to dwell here, survival can be assured if you adapt/adopt the local beliefs and customs i.e. bigotry, racism, believing you are the progressive liberal upper crust of society and God's gift to the yokels around you or, conversely, an s.u.v. driving, evangelical, ultra-conservative/fascist/racist pig, Obese, neglectful of your children(emotionally or otherwise). A teenage mother or the 25 year old dead beat dad who knocked her up. Anyone who seems intelligent and resides here falls into one of three categories.
They are filthy rich and that makes swimming in this sea of stupidity bearable, or they are between the ages of 17-35 and are pseudo-intellectual hipsters who make fast food, pull levers for a living, or cater the locals in order to pay for their drugs, those most likely being methamphetamine or pot, as they are very abundant in this area(see looser). Lastly, they are the locals who never managed to escape the town and are most likely to live out the remainder of their lives in the area working at jobs they hate, congregating to the bars that aren't overrun by obnoxious hipsters (see douchebag) like Scores, to complain about their jobs. They seem to have I.Q.'s, emotional and otherwise, of no more than 85. This is due to years of broken families inadvertently as well as purposefully inbreeding. Youth in the anti-intellectual movement reproducing at young ages are currently raising the next generations of Colombians (see white trash)
If by some terrible way, you find it necessary to dwell here, survival can be assured if you adapt/adopt the local beliefs and customs i.e. bigotry, racism, believing you are the progressive liberal upper crust of society and God's gift to the yokels around you or, conversely, an s.u.v. driving, evangelical, ultra-conservative/fascist/racist pig, Obese, neglectful of your children(emotionally or otherwise). A teenage mother or the 25 year old dead beat dad who knocked her up. Anyone who seems intelligent and resides here falls into one of three categories.
They are filthy rich and that makes swimming in this sea of stupidity bearable, or they are between the ages of 17-35 and are pseudo-intellectual hipsters who make fast food, pull levers for a living, or cater the locals in order to pay for their drugs, those most likely being methamphetamine or pot, as they are very abundant in this area(see looser). Lastly, they are the locals who never managed to escape the town and are most likely to live out the remainder of their lives in the area working at jobs they hate, congregating to the bars that aren't overrun by obnoxious hipsters (see douchebag) like Scores, to complain about their jobs. They seem to have I.Q.'s, emotional and otherwise, of no more than 85. This is due to years of broken families inadvertently as well as purposefully inbreeding. Youth in the anti-intellectual movement reproducing at young ages are currently raising the next generations of Colombians (see white trash)
Out-of-Towner: "Hey, isn't that the D-Turn kid? I heard stole Crest White strips because thinks he's a thug and got arrested."
Local: "Yup, that's the guy."
Out-of-Towner: "Why is he so fucking stupid? people like that shouldn't be allowed to breed."
Local: "Of course he can, he lives here in Columbus, IN"
Local: "Yup, that's the guy."
Out-of-Towner: "Why is he so fucking stupid? people like that shouldn't be allowed to breed."
Local: "Of course he can, he lives here in Columbus, IN"
by Prometheus' sandwich May 29, 2009
Jim: "Hey, you seen this explorer called Columbus?"
Tom: "who the fuck is he?"
Jim: "discovered america or some shit like that"
Tom: "who the fuck is he?"
Jim: "discovered america or some shit like that"
by J03 M4MMA February 22, 2021
Columbus georgia smells like shit !
by Bear3742 March 27, 2021
The largest city in Ohio. If you haven't heard of it you are a fucking moron that has lived in a hole.
by Da Dude October 18, 2003
A city in central ohio with a population of about 730,000 and a Metro population of around 1.84 million. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes who own everyone else. Columbus has a very vibrant skyline and downtown district as well as a plethora of new shopping malls and attractions. Columbus is the best city in the midwest, take that Chicago, Pittsburgh, Louisville, and Detroit. We all know whose packing the real heat, its the C-Bus.
by fatalfury March 20, 2006
A explorer who is falsely accredited for discovering the mainlands of North America, when in fact he never discovered it, and the actual first European to do so was Leif Erikson in the 10th century
"Why did we get rid of Columbus day, he still discovered America."
"Actually, he never even set foot in the mainland, Lied Erikson did."
"Actually, he never even set foot in the mainland, Lied Erikson did."
by Historical fanatic June 19, 2021
When white people act like they have discovered something that was already prevalent in a minority culture.
by ughboots October 21, 2014