ColonelFPS

• ColonelFPS is of aggressive gaming heritage (watch out).

• Colonel is a high rank in the military rank.

• Lurks in the shadows, you never see it coming!

• A ColonelFPS is often found Discord pro-efficient.

• Loves to use Ace 23 to destroy noobs

• Zouzou’s way too much in BF4

• WATCH OUT! Rage quitting is notorious when a noob LMG camper somehow beams from some damn corner.

• Colonel = Army crap
• FPS = First Person Shooter game

ColonelFPS literally sweats over a controller, while only playing Locker, thinking a 1 KD is good.

ColonelFPS by ColonelFPS April 21, 2022

Kentucky Colonels

1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.

2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.

1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.

2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.

Kentucky Colonels by PMax February 24, 2008

Colonelpork 

A person who:

1) Thinks he's a gangsta but really isn't
2) Has had battles with a person on Youtube called Mastuhfury
3) Makes random videos
4) is extremely loyal to his friends and is a great person to have as a friend

I'm gonna call Colonelpork and see what's up.

Colonelpork by frecklessobe March 13, 2010

Colonels-post 

The act of receiving oral sex while actively playing one of the critically acclaimed Call Of Duty franchise games. (preferably Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; Call of Duty:World At War)

Lindsay really delivered the Colonels-post last night, she sucked me through like 3 Team Deathmatch's and 6 Sabotages and then I finally blew when I reached rank 55!

Colonels-post by georgekounnaslivesinbrookhaven February 2, 2009

Colonelism 

Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'.
One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3.

Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop.

This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.

"Wow that guy is horrible at the game, he barely has any kills."
"Hmm he must suffer from Colonelism."
"Yes indeed, his skill level is 41."

Colonelism by Void Of Hope April 10, 2010

colonelphobia 

The rational fear that Colonel Sanders is always watching you, ready to end you with his double-barreled shotgun if you insult KFC or him in any way.

"Dude, I got such colonelphobia when I told mother that I didn't want the crappy biscuit that came with my three-piece, so I immediately looked around and apologized out loud."

colonelphobia by KalKennedy April 8, 2010

Colonels 

A shitty baseball team

the Colonels went 2 and 11 this year.

Colonels by 50 cent f50 April 6, 2003